Sybian

The lovely items in the picture above are forms of, uhhh... a delightful product known as the sybian. While providing pleasure for the female race, the lads in C.I.S. wrote a tune about a young farm girl who after using one of these on herself proceeded to mentally and physically degrade the family's livestock to the point where the family had only corn and rice to eat for months. How lame. While the nature of this story is totally untrue, I had to figure out a way to explain the stupid name of this song. Enjoy.

Sybian - C.I.S.