On The Regs 7:18 AM

So today is the day where everyone dresses up like something they aren't or wish to be. Girls all dress up like sluts or men, boys dress up like their favorite lame ass toys from when they were 10, black people are white people, white people are dressin up like rappers, whatever.

I digress, as usual.

Today's post is from someone who is obviously masquerading as a DJ. Blond!e Etcetera shows his sorry ass up to the studio and says he wants to make a new mixtape. After the laughter subsides, we all realize that this asshole is serious, even though he doesn't even own a pair of headphones. The end result is On The Regs... a 60 minute trip through the rougher side of drum and bass to the soulful side of jungle. Artwork by the always inspired Unabomber 13.

Happy Halloween trixters. Enjoy.

Download Blond!e Etcetera - On The Regs

Purple Sugar Water 12:51 PM

Oh yeaahh is right you purple fat man. Today's post is from those lovable characters C.I.S. and also the first track made with new member Na+han. Check out the smooth rollin style.

Download C.I.S. - Purple Sugar Water

The Sonny Black Show 11:42 AM

The disgusting, pig fucking, racist redneck pile of shit pictured above is best known as Sonny Black - the keeper of the underage children. As this picture was taken, a container of skinny Ukrainian girls were being unloaded from a cargo ship and delivered to his house.

We have the utmost love and respect for you at Studio 1403 my dude.

Anyways, a dig in the archives found Blond!e EtCetera's dedication to the man with a mix the way he likes it, hard as fuck and faster than a hot rod. If you were wondering, the first time he played it, the plates in his artistic lolita storage brothel home fell down and broke.

Download The Sonny Black Show

The Fight For Your Mind is NOW! 7:26 PM

Alex Jones has been preaching conspiracy theories for the better part of 2 decades. His radio show at infowars.com and prisonplanet.com reach millions a day, and his rants are infamous.

Jones tirelessly fights against the New World Order and the gov't/corporate puppets who want to control your mind. His documentary films, which have garnered millions of hits on the web cover everything from the Federal Reserve to 911 Truth to FEMA Camps. They are becoming legendary.

The problem is: What were once called conspiracies are now exposed as TRUTH.

TSHTF (the shit is hitting the fan).

Provocative, animated, and a man who knows his shit--Alex Jones is taking on the fight for your mind!

So get off the couch sheeple and give the man a hand!

Hunted By Angels 7:03 PM

This is the only chance I will ever get to say how myspace layout graphics suck so bad. Suppose its time to add some glitter to the C.I.S. page.

Download Hunted By Angels

For the Faint of Heart 4:11 PM

The 2 massive 8 foot DJs pictured above are Tim Prince (headphoned) & Chris Smotherman (sunglassed). These King Kongs of the Nashville jungle scene spin way brutal tunes. As a matter of fact, the two underlings in the picture were asking for mercy as the first record dropped, but their heads blew up anyways. Trust me, I was there. They only spared my life because I gave them a six pack of goat's blood. Download this mix and if you are a man, hold your tiny little breasts, because thats all you got.

Download For the Faint of Heart - Prince & Smotherman

Cate Blanchett 8:57 AM

You either write songs about hot pieces like this or you become a stalker. C.I.S. does both.

Download Cate Blanchett - C.I.S.

The Pincher 2:34 PM

You know there is always that dude in the club. He either is acting like he is way cooler than he should be with you or the bastard is just tryin to sneak it on the low and then BAM!

He just pinched my ass...

Anyways, after the guys in C.I.S. dragged that freakazoid out the club, took his wallet, stole all his pills and fed him to the bums on Gallatin Rd, they wrote a song about him.

Download The Pincher - C.I.S.

Sybian 9:36 PM

The lovely items in the picture above are forms of, uhhh... a delightful product known as the sybian. While providing pleasure for the female race, the lads in C.I.S. wrote a tune about a young farm girl who after using one of these on herself proceeded to mentally and physically degrade the family's livestock to the point where the family had only corn and rice to eat for months. How lame. While the nature of this story is totally untrue, I had to figure out a way to explain the stupid name of this song. Enjoy.

Sybian - C.I.S.

Blond!e Live @ Free Funk 2.14.09 1:30 PM

Oh rainy day.... rainy day. Dusting off an old mix from the days of the KFP house... We had a party to celebrate AO's bday on Valentine's Day... How sweet. Blond!e tryin to bust some smooth stylins so his lady doesn't make him sleep on the couch. Enjoy.

Blond!e live @ Free Funk

Bankroll 12:50 PM

Fuck all that blues shit, now its all about gettin paid. Todays offering is a double shot in bankrollology with our favorite resident rhyme spitters, TN Jim & Al-D. First is the original "Bankroll" from their Charcoal Filtered LP and the second is the bassed out remix by those beautiful gents sitting on a hooptie, C.I.S.

Bankroll - TN Jim & Al-D

Bankroll - TN Jim & Al-D (C.I.S. Remix)